TEN THINGS A CAT THINKS ABOUT:

1. Wasn't that the can-opener I just heard?
2. Is there something I don't get when the humans make those noises with their mouths?
3. Wasn't that the can-opener I just heard?
4. Why doesn't the government do something about those dogs?
5. Did Morris really like 9-lives, or did he have alterior motives?
6. Wasn't that the can-opener I just heard?
7. Let's see - If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these critters to do anything for us?
8. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
9. Hey - no kidding, I'm sure that was the can opener!
10. Would humans have built such a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
11. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
12. If that really was the can opener, I'll give 'em my finicky act just to let them know who's the REAL BOSS around here!